EVERYONE IN WHOLE WORLD A WRITER

        
A study published today by the University of  WE ALL KNOW IT'S RIGHT BUT HARD TO COMPLETELY PROVE - (WAKIR University for short) has found today that every person on earth is a published writer.

Gareth A Probe a Sociologist working alongside Psychoanalysts from WAKIR University also found that every person on earth views the rest of the 7 Billion writers as a dangerous competitive threat and that this manifested itself 99.9% mostly by point blank refusing to click 'like' on their rivals Facebook posts. The other 0.1% is explained by the threatened person leaving a trolly comment on the rivals post as a disguised warning according to Mr Probe.

THE NORTH EAST SOMERSET GAZETTE OFFICE WAS INTRIGUED BY THE STUDY'S FINDINGS AND THE EDITOR ASKED ME TO INTERVIEW SOME LOCALS FOR COMMENT.

Harry Bigwrite a local Vision Technician and published blogger with a total of 7543 views (including his own views) gave us his thoughts:

 "See, basically and at the end of the day, there's like you say 7 Billion writers on this planet - and see - there's only so much fame and wages to go around like. So the way I see it is, if I don't click like on Facebook to my fellow writers posts, the powers that be, like, that pays the wages, will think me rivals aren't a success, an I'm more likely to get big as a writer  meself like, as they will think I'm a success like"

Before Harry headed back up the ladder he told us about his 'magnus opus' as he put it which is a book about the history of windows in buildings going back to year dot. "The week I publish my history of windows book online, I'm going to have to be extra vigilant about not clicking like on people's Facebook posts just in case" said Harry, with a wink.

THE SOMERSET GAZETTE APPROACHED SOMEONE ELSE ON THE STREET AT RANDOM, AND WE MET ASPIRING ROMANTIC CRIME AUTHOR CHRISTINA BETAVANU.

"Of course I won't click like to ANYONE'S Facebook posts said Christina - duh! - oh hang on, well I do sometimes, if it's someone famous like I'm about to be" Christina told us about another brilliant tip to stifle the competition. "If they mention their own writing, just pretend to be deaf and dumb, super works great" she said.

Christina went on to tell us about her romantic crime novel with a working title of 'Romance and death among the potato crop' "Basically it's amazeballs and I'm about to be the new JK"

When the Somerset Gazette asked Christina if she meant Jay Kay from Jamiroquai or JK Rowling. Christina said : "BOTH DARLING, BOTH!"

THE NEW STUDY HAS CAUSED SOME MAJOR SHOCK WAVES IN THE COMMUNITY AND OUR OPINION AT THE GAZETTE IS 'WINNERS DON'T CLICK LIKE' :)