North East Somerset Gazette

          A study published today by the University of  WE ALL KNOW IT'S RIGHT BUT HARD TO COMPLETELY PROVE - (WAKIR University for short) has found today that every person on earth is a published writer. Gareth A Probe a Sociologist working alongside Psychoanalysts from WAKIR University also found that every person on earth views the rest of the 7 Billion writers as a dangerous competitive threat and that this manifested itself 99.9% mostly by point blank refusing to click 'like' on their rivals Facebook posts. The other 0.1% is explained by the threatened person leaving a trolly comment on the rivals post as a disguised warning according to Mr Probe. THE NORTH EAST SOMERSET GAZETTE OFFICE WAS INTRIGUED BY THE STUDY'S FINDINGS AND THE EDITOR ASKED ME TO INTERVIEW SOME LOCALS FOR COMMENT. Harry Bigwrite a local Vision Technician and published blogger with a total of 7543 views (including his own views) gave us his thoughts:  "See, basical...

A study published yesterday has concluded that cannabis is not the miracle cure people had always believed it to be. The study by PHD student Franklin Geeze of the University of North East Somerset used a wide ranging sample of 10 stoners and a control group of 10 000 other people who don't really like cannabis. Mr Geeze said "to be honest mush, I think weed rocks and this local council funded PHD is just the green light I needed to prove beyond all doubt that cannabis is all we need in life man" However, Geeze went on to say "But in my sample of 10 stoners, 2 people's lumbago persisted, 3 people reported that despite large cannabis doses, they were yet to reach enlightenment and the other 5 said they still continue to catch the common cold several times a year." Geeze went on.. "As a stoner first and a scientist second, I had to reluctantly concede that cannabis wasn't the one for all magic pill that Bob Marley had previously led me to believ...